documentary of my life

the title is:WHAT HAPPENS ON THE WEEKEND

I WAS RUNNING AND I RAN INTO A POLE AND I FELL IN A PUDDLE OF WATER AND MY BUTT WAS WET.THEN I TEXTED MY FRIEND’S BROTHER AND HE WAS ALL LIKE LOL I’M SORRY THEN I HIT MY HEAD ON THE DOOR CAUSE I’M TOO TALL AND THATS THE BAD PART OF BEINNG TALL.HE IS RELLY SWEET AND IT HURT WHEN I RAN INTO THE POLE.THEN I WENT TO THE MOVIES AND MADE OUT WITH GUY (FUN) THEN I WENT TO BED. AND I GOT UP AND WENT OUTSIDE AND IT WAS RAINING (NOT FUN) THEN I GOT WET. THATS HOW MY WEEKENDS GO. 

there would be naration 

there would be interviews

there would be archives

and it would be fun (NOT)

and there will not be any renatment